Ewwww! My fig tree has an infestation of figeater beetles. These things are huge! Upwards of an inch and a half long! There’s a picture of one on the linked page. I’m trying to get one of my own photos, but the beasts won’t stay still long enough for me to get close. And they fly around and buzz me when I get close neough to the tree. I thought the birds eating the figs were bad, but these are way worse.