My observations on the Oscars:

1. Is there anything Helen Hunt could have done to make herself look less attractive? Bad dress. Bad hair. Bad makeup. Bad tan. And no statue this year.

2. Woody Allen has more hair than Ron Howard.

3. Russell, you wuz robbed. But nicely.

Of the films that won or were nominated, I’ve seen exactly one: The Wacky Mathematician, err, “A Beautiful Mind”, and that only because a very geeky date wanted to see it. (My choice, “Shrek”, was overruled.) I need to get out more.